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Topic: Womens Instructions (Read 3 times)

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Womens Instructions
« Result #1 on Mar 14, 2009, 3:29am »

Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.

Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.

Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.

If they can put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all there.

Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse.

Never let your man's mind wander - its too little to be left out alone.

Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

Never marry a man for money. You'll have to earn every penny.

Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books.

A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, "Oh all right, I'll stay the night".

Women sleep with men who, if they were women, they wouldn't even have bothered to have lunch with.

Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his.

If he asks you if you if you're faking it tell him no, you're just practicing.

When he asks you if he's your first tell him, "You may be, you look familiar."

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Topic: The Beat Salesman in the World (Read 2 times)

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The Beat Salesman in the World
« Result #2 on Mar 14, 2009, 3:29am »

Harry saw an ad in a window. It said: "Wanted. The Best Sales- man in the World. Top Pay."

¡¡¡¡" I' m a great salesman." Harry told himself." I can sell anything. I'll go in and ask for that job."

¡¡¡¡He went into the building and spoke to the manager.

¡¡¡¡"I'm the best salesman in the world," he said. "Give me the job. "

¡¡¡¡"You must prove you're the best," the manager said.

¡¡¡¡"I'll pass every test you give me." Harry told him.

¡¡¡¡"Good."

¡¡¡¡The manager took a box of candy out of his desk .

¡¡¡¡"Last week, I bought a thousand boxes of this candy. If you can sell them all before the end of the week, you can have the job.

¡¡¡¡"That's easy," Harry said.

¡¡¡¡He took the box of candy and left the office.

¡¡¡¡Every day and all day, he went from shop to shop, trying to sell boxes of the candy .

¡¡¡¡He couldn't sell one.

¡¡¡¡The candy was so bad he couldn't even give it away.

¡¡¡¡At the end of the week he went back to the manager.

¡¡¡¡"I'm sorry, sir, " he said," I was wrong about myself . I'm not the best salesman in the world, but I know who is.

¡¡¡¡"Oh," said the manager. "Who?"

¡¡¡¡"The person who sold you a thousand boxes of this candy, " Harry said.

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Topic: Class Reunion (Read 2 times)

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Class Reunion
« Result #3 on Feb 27, 2009, 12:33am »

I was minding my own business a few weeks ago when I got ¡°the call¡± -- that dreaded, shrill ringing of my telephone bearing news just short of a death in the family. It was a former high school classmate asking my assistance in our 20-year class reunion.

Could it be 20 years already? I shuddered. Cold chills went up and down my spine as tiny beads of sweat popped out on my forehead. What had I done with my life the past 20 years? My mother told me I¡¯d have to deal with this some day,wow power leveling but I had laughed it off, just like I laughed off those embarrassing pink plastic curlers she used to wear in her hair. (I picked up a set at a garage sale just last week. Got a great deal on them, too!)

It¡¯s amazing how a brief phone call can totally turn one¡¯s life upside down. Suddenly, I began hearing those 1970s songs (now known as ¡°oldies¡±) in a different arrangement, realizing that Mick Jagger was over 50, ¡°Smoke on the Water¡± never did make any sense at all, and my ¡°Seasons in the Sun¡± had literally faded into oblivion. Had the sun set on me already?

I glanced in the mirror.wow power leveling (Okay, I stared in the damned mirror.) I examined every tiny little crevice and pore, starting with my hairline, down past those patronizing ¡°smile lines¡± to the base of my neck. No double chin yet, I thought.

The next few weeks were pure hell. Each day began with a grueling training program -- a 6:30 a.m. run in a futile attempt to bounce off that unsightly baggage that had somehow accumulated on my thighs overnight. I went shopping for the perfect dress -- you know, the one that would make me look 20 years younger. I found out that they stopped selling them around 1975. Three dresses later, I came to my senses.wow power leveling There was only one logical explanation: I was having a mid-life crisis.

I realized that the funny, crunching noise I heard each night as I climbed the stairs was really my knees. I had seriously considered adding potty training to my resume as one of my greatest accomplishments. Bran flakes had become a part of my daily routine -- and not because they were my favorite cereal.wow gold I held Tupperware parties just so I could count how many friends I had.

Life just hadn¡¯t turned out the way I¡¯d planned. Sure, I was happy. I had a wonderful husband and two great kids in the center of my life. But somehow, working part-time as a secretary and mom hardly fit my definition of someone my classmates had voted as wow gold¡°most likely to succeed.¡± Had I really wasted 20 years?

Just about the time I was ready to throw in the towel and my invitation, my seven-year old tapped me on the shoulder. ¡°I love you, Mom. Give me a kiss.¡±

You know, wow gold I¡¯m actually looking forward to the next 20 years.

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Topic: Sb... aka petalsofpain... Hi! (Read 60 times)

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Topic: Oh yay.. the first to post here.... (Read 126 times)

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